5 Reasons Men Sleep With Ugly Women

5 Reasons Men Sleep With Ugly Women
Have you ever seen a handsome man with a women who just wasn’t that good looking? Have you ever wondered what your boy sees in the girl with yellow teeth? Has your man cheated on you with a lady who looked like twelve toe nails shoved in monkey poop? Well I’m here to tell you why this happens. Please be advised what you are about to read is both shocking and true.



Her Body Is Banging – Sure a man should never trust a big butt and a smile, but there is something about a big booty and a busted face that just does something to us. While at a party here in NY I saw this girl who has the roundest backside I’ve ever seen. It was nice and firm, as I walked up to her to get a closer look, I saw she looked like the monster from the blue lagoon, and i almost threw up in my mouth a little bit. Still that didn’t stop me from looking at her butt the entire night. A man can justify sleeping with an ugly chick if her body is to his liking. You can always turn out the lights and make believe she looks like Christina Millian, and with a few drinks you can just blame it on the alcohol.

She’s Throwing The Kitty In His Face – There is no sex, like new sex, but easy sex is just as good. Ugly girls are not stupid, they’re just ugly, so they know they need to do a bit more to stand out in the crowd. So ugly chicks tend to me more forward and direct to the point and will bluntly come out and say that want to have sex or give a guy head. Its only so long before the man will give in and find himself sleeping with an ugly chick.



She Convinced Him She’s Better Than You - An ugly women tends to be a very cool chick, she likes sports, rap music, knows all the latest info on things men like and more. Again she’s ugly not stupid. She can also sense an opening when she sees one, so it’s only natural that at the first sign of trouble she’ll start making her move. Filling the man’s head with how his ain’t sh!t and how she can give head better than his favorite porn star. Meanwhile the girlfriend is at home throwing a fit never realizing that his ugly female friend with the 4 necks and muffin top belly is blowing her man.

He Just Wanted To Have Sex – On rare occasions there is no one else to sleep with so why not throw an ugly chick a bone? She’s available and she hasn’t been spoiled by the sea of dudes who try to holla at the beautiful woman. So what he’s selling himself short, he’s having sex and busting nuts all over a female and sometimes that’s the only thing that matters.



She’s Just A Nice Person – Looks are important to some, but 9 times out of 10 this woman who might not be the best looking lady in the world is one of the nicest people he’s ever met. Sure he probably seen himself settling with a woman who looked like a model in a men’s magazine, but he ended up settling down with a chick who looked like Usher’s wife. She listens to him, helps to make him a better man and has her own thing going on. He found the right woman for him, she’s just not that good looking. Who are we to judge?


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